Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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