8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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