Whod you bang
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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