Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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