normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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