Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
