god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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