32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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