he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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