She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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