Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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