No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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