If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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