I'm really into asian looking animals
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Are we still banned from the library?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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