If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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