Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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