dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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