My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Randomize
