Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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