He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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