we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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