they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
then he tried to convert me to islam
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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