just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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