We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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