Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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