So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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