i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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