I want to make a zoo with you.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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