he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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