ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You brought string cheese to the strip club
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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