Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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