he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I have tasted many bathrooms
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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