i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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