He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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