but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
