Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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