This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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