He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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