Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she told me i tasted like america
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm both gender and math confused
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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