sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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