okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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