O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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