Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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