There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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