I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So vagazzling was a success
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
