Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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