8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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