i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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