My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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