Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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