Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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