Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The air was thick with penises
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
