I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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