have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I am available for nakedness
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