how can u be prego again
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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