I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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